Episode 8.5 Interlude

So Episode 9 will not be up by Sunday. Sorry guys. I've got some more pressing issues to take of in RL. I'll be returning home this weekend to take care of some family issues. Fun stuff :(

Anyways, Episode 9 should be up by midweek. I'll probably flesh out the script while traveling and put the screens together later. I'll do my best to stay true to that deadline. Until then, enjoy the other WoW comics out there while I get stuff sorted out.

Peace guys.

Episode 8: The Politics of WoW

Well, let me start for apologizing for the extreme delay in posting a new comic. I have alot of excuses here in my bag I could pull out, but I'll spare you. I'm going to try and aim for one comic/week, but sadly I am a college student, and have more pressing commitments. But bear with me. I promise they'll be more comics to come.

Post about this comic to come later. Hope you enjoy my twisted view into the world of politics in the mean time.

Episode 7: Dr. Disgraph

Little over a year ago, I was the victim of a vicious and unrepentant hacking. It changed me. The sun wouldn't shine in Azeroth anymore and I began to ponder digital suicide by running naked through the streets of Ogrimar. Yeah, that sounds like me... Now I was hacked, but to be honest, it wasn't that big of a deal. Iirc, they really just cleaned out my bank and all my bags. At the time, most of my gear was PvP gear so they didnt get that. And for some reason they didn't get my gold. That's the weird part to me. And apparently they didn't want anything to do with my trademark Russet Hat. Hey, their loss right?

Well, when al that happened I thought it would be fun to make a PSA like spoof of the whole thing. Finally got around to it a year later. >.> Yeah, timing isn't a strong point of mine. For any of you wondering, yes I was making references to keyloggers being like STD's. I also used "God" four times in this comic. Unintentional, but fun little trivia for those of you wondering.

Oh and it's a proven fact that if you wear a white dress and call yourself a doctor, you're just as good as the real thing. Go ahead, go down to the hospital in a white dress, walk into a room and go to work. Works for me anyway.

I've got to check out a fight between the Hiphopopotamus and the Rhymenoceros. Cause I'm hard core like that :)

Episode 6: The Godgnome

Ah yes, amidst the hell my professors like to refer to as "Final Week", which apparently encompasses not just the week of finals but the last week of classes leading up to it as well, I have produced a new comic. Yeah, last week was a sleep deprived 3D modeling hell for me. Luckily, doing this comic cheers me up and is my way of blowing off some steam. But enough of my angsty rambling.

This is a concept my brother, Donkers (in real life), came up with a while back when we thought, "Wouldn't it be awesome to have a gnome be the biggest crime boss in Azeroth?" Then we thought, "What if that gnome was Donkers?" And then we thought, "But yeah, Donkers shouldn't get his hands dirty with the grunt work. He needs some hired hands...but what creature is a fitting thug for a crime lord of Azeroth?" The real Donkers then came up with our solution, the majestic Boomkin. Since I started this comic, I've been nagged to use the Boomkin plot, so here it is.

Part of my inspiration for this plot line/character development also comes from Penny Arcade. They had a shirt at one time, spoofing "The Godfather" with the "The Goldfarmer". So you can see how my mind works. Before you know it, Donkers was having people offed and driving through the streets of Stormwind with the The Sopranos Theme playing in the background. At least in my mind.

Long story short, this isn't the last we've seen of the Godgnome. Stay tuned, after this week I'm off on winter break so more comics should be flowing soon.

Let's see, I woke up this morning, gotta get myself a gun.

Episode 5: On In Game Protests...

So my guilt finally got the best of me and I finally made a new comic. Oh yeah #5. So the theme is a few weeks too late. Yeah I know. For the WoW layman, a couple members of the Shaman class started protesting the proposed changes to their class, among other things, in the latest patch to hit WoW. I came up with the plot back then, just never made it. Well here it is. I still think it's apt. Sums up my views on in game protests. Not to piss off the shaman community any more than necessary, but come on. There have got to be better things to do with your time. When I read that a group of shamans decided to roll new characters on a server that were anything but shamans, I was just a bit sad(der) for the WoW community. Then I realized they probably saw themselves like hippies in a commune fighting Big Blizz. The whole concept greatly amuses me. Now before I piss someone off, I do realize shamans have some legit issues. But acting immature and yelling as loud as you can is not the way to get what you want. Now sadly, changes were made and I have a bad feeling the WoW community may end up thinking this is the way to go to get what they want. Seriously guys, stop, think, go outside.

Of course we'll see how my tune changes if hunter's ever get a nerf that bad...



Hopefully I'll get you guys another comic by next week. No promises, but I hate letting you guys down. So stay tuned.

Until next time, sugar will kill you.

Where did all the comics go?

Sooo, my apologies for the lack of a new comic over all of last month. Can't say when the next one is coming, but hopefully soon. I am swamped right now with school work for finals, but hopefully that'll ease up soon. I have some ideas floating around, now I just need the time to make the comic. Hopefully I'll have one soon. Thanks for bearing with me and stay tuned.

Episode 4: Shocking Developments

Boy, you people are lucky for my insomnia or you'd have one less comic to read. Once again, I couldn't sleep so I made another comic to pass the time. So the events in today's strip are true to the real life events of my day yesterday. When pulling a plug out of the wall, I felt the wonderful little jolt that let's you know you were a dumbass and just electrocuted yourself. I like to tell people I got electrocuted instead of zapped. Sounds like my life was more in danger than it really was.

Unlike my digital self, I didn't check for superpowers right away. First thing I did involved alot of swearing. Shortly after, the thought occurred to me that I may have new and astounding powers. After all my arm was tingling and my heart felt different. Sadly, no powers. I did all the quick tests I could think of. Saying taglines, flicking my wrist, snapping my fingers, wiggling my nose, even using Norse runes as a medium from which to summon the elemental powers of electricity. But like my digital self, bupkiss/fart noises.

Oh, and this is how Donkers will look the rest of the comic, unless I decide on a costume change. More stuff with him as I come up with plots for him. My work load has freed up a bit, but no guarantees on when you'll get another comic. I can't be tied down baby.

Well, I'm off to see if I'll any better luck with radiation fallout. Later.